What’s the deal with ebooks?

What is an ebook? For those who don’t know, its basically an electronic book. It can contain text, graphics/pictures and web links. Therefore it is quite a dynamic book. Browsing the internet you can will find many ebooks in the self-help, self-motivation and advice category. Another category is business manual’s, many of these offer marketing tips or promotional material. A third area would be educational, such as reference, research and textbooks. Then you have the fiction market, Websites like Barnes and noble have abandoned their ebook stores for lack of sales and profit. Perhaps their focus was wrong or the public are not ready for the digital novel. The problem with books we read for fun is people still like to hold a book rather than an electronic gadget. Something to read while taking a bath. it’s a matter of the publics perspective. With messy issue of digital rights many ebooks are copy protected, unlike its paper cousin you cant just lend it out to your circle of friends. Though some sites have abandoned the ebook at present, there are still sites that stock ebooks like Amazon.com , a typical price would be $2.50(£1.36) Another good site is Fictionwise.com, they have an extensive rage of ebooks by establish authors. A n extensive (over 10,000) source of free ebooks can be found at project Gutenberg ( www.gutenberg.net ). Find a list of more ebook stores at the end of the article. Ebooks come in a few different formats Microsoft reader and mobipocket are two common formats you can use to read on your pc or PDA/pocket pc. There are other formats like Adobe ebook, some are specific to a device. Visit www.ebookmall.com/choose-format/ for a list of different formats.

Its like everyone and anybody is writing ebooks , so you may ask the question: Could I write one? Well that could be a whole other article, there are plenty of ebooks on how to write an ebook. If you have an interesting subject, expertise or a good story there is no reason why you couldn’t write one. You could promote it yourself with your own website, or publish it through an established site. ( www.lulu.com )

So how useful are ebooks? Are they the future of modern reading? For those reading for fun such as novels, it doesn’t seem to appeal to the majority of people. But maybe as technology progresses it will become more appealing and easier to use. Some in the meantime be inclined to read short stories or serialised pulp fiction. But most will stick to the traditional printed book. In other circles though the ebook may excel, storing text books and reference material in a digital format will useful to business men/women and students alike. Not only what the weight be easier, but searching for a particular passage or related information could be done in moments. Perhaps the ebook isn’t integrated into society yet but its here to stay.

EBOOK STORES

www.amazon.com/ebooks www.fictionwise.com www.blackmask.com www.ebooks.com www.mobipocket.com www.franklin.com/freelibrary www.ebookmall.com

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Have you ever had someone come to your door and want to share their religion to you; sounds really nice doesn’t it? Indeed, they love their religion and their rendition of their God so much that they are willing to share their psychotic state of bliss with you and your family. Isn’t that just grand? Well then how do you get rid of them?

Should you be polite? No, actually if you really want to get rid of them you need to show a little hostility. That is so unfortunate, as normally you would never treat anyone that way. But if you want to get rid of them you must be forceful or they just keep coming back again and again. But you must be semi-polite and say;

“I really wish you folks would stop harassing me, I have my own relationship with Jesus Christ and I am very happy and so could you please leave me alone?”

Next, point to your neighbors who you like and tell them you have;

“Discussed this harassment with the Smith’s, the Jones’ and they also feel as I do.”

And if you have neighbors you cannot stand tell the Bible Thumper pushy SOBs that;

“Over there at that house the husband is an alcoholic and they are atheists and really need to find God and if you could help them get thru their problems you would certainly be doing God’s work. I would really appreciate it if you could help them thru their family and life crisis, thank you so much in advance and please do not give up on them, we must help them, God would want us too!”

This type of method has always worked for me to get rid of these bible thumpers. If you tell them you do not believe in a God or Gods or that you are an atheist or like religions which do sacrifices or are a devil worshiper, you might think this will work, but some of these nut cases will believe you and make you their personal challenge and you will never get rid of them. Consider this in 2006.

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Poor Pete Rose, the tireless slugger who the execs of the game kicked out because he was caught bet-handed. How many hears must the remorseful soul twist on the rack of their self-righteous protection of the reputation of the sport?

Is it not past time to have mercy on the once-mistaken Pete, The Gambler, and make a redemptive place for the extraordinary accomplishments of Pete, The Player?

So we do wish the commissioner of baseball would come forward and announce that Pete’s punishment is over, with, of course, the politically correct reminder that if he bets again all bets are off.

If the commissioner will at long last go to bat for the slugger, he may once again manage and, after a suitable period of bet-free behavior, gain his very well-earned place in The Baseball Hall of Fame.

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In the kingdom of childhood relationships, Gary carried the mantle of authority and leadership amongst the children of the block. He was fond of seeing how far he could stretch his rule, and testing to see how devoted the little people of this territory were to his suggestions, no matter how ridiculous the request. Gary had a real knack for convincing others to do stupid things, while making it seem like a perfectly reasonable suggestion. One afternoon, while playing in the back yard, a neighbor boy named Steve, noticed the nice ripe patch of black raspberries growing beside the garage. Unfortunately, Steve happened to mention to Gary how much he loved raspberries, which instantly provided an opening for exploitation.

“Oh, you like raspberries a lot?” asked Gary, sinking in the hook.

“I love ‘em! They are my favorite fruit. Can I pick some?”

“Well, I don’t know about that,” replied Gary, as he cooked up his plan, “These are some pretty special raspberries, and my parents don’t like us to pick them. I suppose I can let you have a few of them, but if I’m going to risk getting into trouble for picking raspberries, I want you to help me with a little experiment.”

Having been duped many times before, Steve was suspicious, “Experiment? What do I have to do?”

“Your part is easy,” said Gary with confidence in his voice, “I’ll pick the raspberries, and all you have to do is let me see if I can flick them down your throat without touching your tongue. Do we have a deal?”

Steve thought for a moment, trying to figure the odds of this experiment going right with each attempt. He was not sure about the consequences, but his love for raspberries tilted the decision in favor of going through with the experiment. After Steve agreed to participate in the “experiment,” Gary went to work in harvesting a select handful of ripe berries.

Before the experiment began, Gary explained the parameters to Steve, “All right, my task here is to try to flick these berries down your throat without touching your tongue. If I miss, you are allowed to chew up the berry before you swallow it. Do you understand the rules?”

“Yes,” Steve answered, nodding his head.

“Okay. Open your mouth; now stick out your tongue as far as you can. Tilt your head back a little. There! That’s perfect. Ready?”

“Uh huh.”

Using an adept thumb in an action much akin to shooting marbles, Gary began flicking his handful of raspberries down Steve’s throat with excellent marksmanship. As each berry hit the back of his throat, Steve made a pronounced “Goom!” sound as he swallowed the fruit without being able to chew it at all. As the pile of precious fruit began to dwindle, Steve started to lament how successful the flicking experiment had turned out to be. When Gary reached the last berry in his hand, Steve closed his mouth, rubbed his throat, and raised an index finger in a point of protest.

“Please, do you mind if I taste just one?”

“Well…Okay; here you go, Buddy,” replied Gary with the magnanimous benevolence that only a true leader can display. He handed Steve the smallest berry from the bunch, and ensured himself a place as ruler of the kingdom for the times yet to come.

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Funny, I don’t usually watch E! TV, and my boyfriend watches it even less, but when I went in to the living room last night, to my astonishment he was watching the TOP 50 Fashion Do’s and Don’ts. The show was well done, with some wry humor here and there, and managed to keep my interest. But I was saddened by one of their fashion don’ts — the schrunchie.

Now how am I supposed to wear my hair when I haven’t washed it, or worse when I haven’t gotten a haircut in six or seven months or years?

As you may have guessed, I’m no fashion guru — never have been. There was a time in my life when I went barefoot and wore torn bell-bottoms, but those were the hippie days — after the first couple of years, I stopped getting looks. In fact, at that time I considered anyone who followed fashion to be some sort of brainwashed, bleating sheep — I just couldn’t understand it — the worst perpetrators of this ‘Simon says’ mentality were the quote unquote hippies themselves. They were supposedly going against the status quo, but wouldn’t be caught dead with the ‘wrong’ hairdo and they always sneered at my makeshift purses too (ahem).

That being said, in my older, now wiser years, I have come to understand the desire for fashion and I appreciate it, especially if it is packaged elegantly. But I still don’t have the time or money to dress well. I told you how I dressed in the 60’s but, I have to confess, you’d do a double-take at some of my outfits even now, in fact, especially now. Sometimes I will be in a store, and it is only after I’ve gotten a couple of odd looks that I realize I’m wearing those really comfortable ‘khakis’ that land right above my ankle, with my socks showing and my really old and very puffy sneakers that make my feet look yet another couple sizes bigger than the 9’s they are, poking out grandly.

I would have made a great guy. I really don’t care when people look at me, starting at my feet and traveling incredulously up to see whose face wears these clothes. They always avert their eyes if they notice me catch them; and it’s kind of funny watching them trying not to laugh, especially if they have a cohort nearby. I think it might have upset me when I was younger, though I’d have brushed it off by exclaiming how rude, how arrogant and how snobbish of them. Now I laugh and make a note to tell my sisters next time I wear these pants to their house that I wore them out to the store.

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“What is your New Year Resolution?”

This was perhaps the nth time I was asked this question.

Considering the progress we make every year on these resolutions, what kind of. People look at me as if I am some strange creature when I say I do not frame any resolutions. Let us take them as it comes, I feel. What say?

Actually speaking, most of the New Year’s resolutions are all about mental and physical health. A wise voice within, that knows what’s best, which keeps urging us onward, rises with enthusiasm on New Year’s Eve and makes us commit on these resolutions. But as the year passes by, this wise voice disappears and leaves us alone to struggle with these resolutions.

How nice it would be if this voice speaks up all the year round and guide us so that we would learn to listen to it all the time and not just at the turning of the year.

New Year Resolutions are all about analyzing our negative
tendencies and nipping them in the bud, they say. We find that most of the resolutions we make are mostly physical, like reducing weight, or related to lifestyle changes or changes in our habits. When we make these resolutions, we sound as if we are determined to fulfill them all by the end of the year and continue to stick to them through our lifetime. But how many of us make attempts to fulfill these resolutions and come out successful?

The New Year Resolutions has also got its “Top 10″ list.

1. Attempt to lose weight.
2. Quit a bad habit like smoking for example.
3. Plan a budget
4. Save or earn more money
5. Look for a better job
6. Become more organized
7. Exercise more
8. Be more patient at work/with others
9. Eat better
10. Become a better person

I would say that eating better is the only easiest resolution in the “Top 10″ list, which can be followed with enthusiasm.
If anyone asks me, my take would be “Why commit to such difficult and breakable resolutions? Instead try easy ones like watching more TV serials, eating more food, reading less, take up new habits, and thus resolve to do what you like best, and not try to please others by doing what they want!

Joke apart, it is easy to make or break resolutions. Resolutions are actually made to overcome our negative emotions, nip them in the bud and become more determined and conscious of all our hard work and efforts and reap the fruits out of them. The ideal path is to analyse our weaknesses, make simple and easy resolutions and see that we not only fulfill them but also continue to follow the path till end of life.

Losing weight or finding a better job or any such simple resolutions can be made any time of the year and need not be counted in the New Year Resolutions List.

Instead, if we try to frame resolutions, which will enhance our personality, a determination that help in making the world look at us in a different perspective as a human being who is fully worth living along with a society, doesn’t it sound good?

Considered a vital link in a show’s promotional plan, direct marketing is vital only if it’s done right. It’s certainly not as simple as typing a letter, adding an address and stamp, and popping it in the mail. Direct marketing specialist Debbie Bermont, president of San Diego-based Source Communications, offers her golden rules for creating that vital, highly successful direct marketing campaign.

There are some key golden rules to making your direct mailings work effectively. That doesn’t mean that you have to spend more money in order to succeed. Far from it. In fact, you could find yourself spending less — or at least spending more strategically — than you may be doing at present. Here’s how:

Mail to Mr. Right

There’s a simple but very clear distinction between junk mail and direct mail. Junk mail is mail that isn’t wanted. Direct mail is something that goes to the right person and is wanted. One major key to the success of your direct mailing is to find the right people to mail to. If you are working on a follow-up show, then targeting the people who signed up last year would be a good place to start. If it’s a new show or a new list, your first job is to start with a research phone call to find out who that right person is. Even if you’re using last year’s list, it is still worth a telephone call to check that your information is up to date. Don’t ever rely on anyone passing your mailer on — it just won’t happen.

Boost Your Letter

Once you’ve found out who to send your letter to, your next step is to make sure that your letter works to its maximum effect. Write it as a one-on-one dialogue. Beware of using industry lingo that your prospect may not understand. Keep your paragraphs short and sweet — no more than seven lines. Break up your letter into clearly defined subheads. And keep it to two pages in length.

Make All Your Copy Benefit-Oriented

List the benefits so they are easy to understand. And remember that a benefit is a lot different than a feature. Features do not have the clout that benefits do. For example, stating that “10,000 people attended our show last year” is merely a feature. Write it in the context of a benefit: “You can have the opportunity of making 10,000 qualified contacts in three days,” and you’ll start making the impact that you want.

Repeat your offer at least three times throughout your letter: in your headline, within the first two paragraphs, and again in your closing paragraph. You can also include it in a “p.s.” Last, but not least, tell your prospects what the next step is and tell them to do it today. Also include details of where to go for more information. Your goal should be for the recipients to immediately respond to your letter in a positive way.

Make an Impact

Your mail piece must stick out from all the rest. Yours will not be the only piece of direct mail that lands on your prospects’ desks today. The more you can do to catch their attention, peak their curiosity, and urge them to open the packet, the better.

One particularly effective way of doing this is to make your packet lumpy. For example, you can include Post-it notes or candy (but never candy that could melt!). Make it even more appealing by relating your insert to your offer or your message. For example, insert a bite-sized Pay Day candy bar along with the message, “Every day’s a Pay Day when you exhibit at the ABC Show!” Another idea is to affix large plastic aspirin capsules to your mailer with the message “Don’t let this be another headache for you!” Or include a card with a telephone ringing along with the note “Give us a call today!”

Whatever your insert, make your message clear, make it novel, make it fun, make it useful, and make it one that leaves a warm fuzzy feeling — not confetti. All that does is leave a mess!

Too Good to Miss

Create an offer that can’t be refused. This may be a limited time offer (the expiration should never be longer than 60 days), or an offer that sets you apart from your competition, such as a better location or a bigger booth size with early sign up. Whatever the offer, the incentive has to be sufficiently appealing to inspire immediate action.

Remember that there’s no point in offering an outstanding incentive if no one knows about it. So in your direct mail piece, make this offer clear, easy to understand, easy to respond to, and relevant for your audience.

Easy Does It

Make it as simple as possible for your prospect to respond to you. The most effective option is a fax-back form with quick and easy response sections. Other possibilities are a toll-free telephone number, a postage-paid reply card, or a Web site. The Web site might not necessarily be your direct response tool, but it is certainly very effective as an additional interactive vehicle for obtaining more information about the show.

Follow up by Phone

Whatever you send out, make sure you follow it up with a telephone call to close the sale. You’ll see single digit response rates quickly turn into double digits as a result. Whoever makes those phone calls must be professional, courteous, and well-informed of the details of the show and the benefits of exhibiting.

Printing Essentials

There are plenty of ways to save money, time, and mistakes when it comes to your direct mail bottom line — and all without compromising quality or quantity. Here are a few ideas to consider:

- Save money with a printer. Pick a printer that will work with you — not necessarily the one that offers the lowest bid. If you don’t, you could end up sacrificing both quality and money.

- Get at least three estimates from three different reputable printers.

- Ask to see samples of their printing quality.

- Remember that you can always negotiate a price (typically between 10 percent and 20 percent off of the price they first quote you).

- For small print jobs buy your paper at a discount paper warehouse and avoid the printer’s markup.

- Always supply a very detailed purchase order that includes all the details that could be problems: price quoted, ink colors, paper specs, space requirements, quantity, etc.

- Make sure that you see a final proof before the job is printed.

- When possible, supply the printer with a sample of your final art as a guideline.

Mailing Tips

Not only does a little know-how help with your printing procedures, but in your mailing too.

If you want to save dollars, use third-class or bulk rate. You can save more than 70 percent of your postage cost if you can afford the slight time delay that bulk rate demands. Deliverability of bulk rate mail is between three and 10 days, but depending on the city, it can be just as fast as first-class.

Make up a sample package in the early stages of your preparation and take it down to your post office to check that it will go through the mail system without any problems. You don’t want to find this out after you have printed 30,000 pieces!

Consider using a mail house to handle and sort your volume work. It can save an enormous amount of your time for a relatively low fee.

Concerned about the image of mailing bulk rate?

You can buy third-class stamps, which make a much better impact than a metered bulk rate mark.

What’s the key to your direct mail?

It’s the synergistic effect of multiple hits — whether that’s by mail, telephone, e-mail, broadcast fax, or an inexpensive postcard reminder — which will ultimately make the impact and make the sale.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Written by Susan A. Friedmann,CSP, The Tradeshow Coach, Lake Placid, NY, author: “Meeting & Event Planning for Dummies,” working with companies to improve their meeting and event success through coaching, consulting and training. Go to http://www.thetradeshowcoach.com to sign up for a free copy of ExhibitSmart Tips of the Week.

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Now Lynn who thought she was Queen Elizabeth was Couch sitting after being evicted. Carol, the one who probally is Queen Elizabeth but does not know it or want to believe it if it was true. An interesting fact with all the tobacco legislation in the news within the last five years is, Queen Elizabeth started the trade in the colonies in that life and in this one helped put an end to it by leading one of the nations strongest prevention movement against it in Massachusetts. But back to Lynn, see years ago QEII was her boss at that prevention center and fired her. But Lynn remained a fair weather friend for years after, because the sound of ready cash does that. See Carol can never say no.

Lynn comes from a wealthy family in Manhattan. Lawyer types. So is all of Lynn’s siblings. But not Lynn, she is by the scruff of her neck. Getting pulled out of danger all the time. Pink slips and eviction notices. But she still swears she was the Queen.

Well the Queen is on the couch and needs wine and dog food, in that order. It has worked in the past, so Lynn goes to Carol’s check book. Back pages of an unused book, in random order. Hell, why go through the embarrassment of asking when Carol was only going to say yes anyway? Signs a couple with her practiced hand and out to the Bunghole. Bunghole is a famous liquor store in Salem. With that name, it is Salem motif number one for tourist photos.

See QEII has been staying at my place mostly for the last two years. Lynn would of kept the cobwebs out of that apartment in Lynn. Lynn Lynn, the city of sin, You never come out the way you go in! Well Lynn went in poor and came out thousand dollars richer. Rent free.

Money Fairies. QEII (second incarnation not to be confused with the reigning monarch of England.) might of been called the Fairy Queen for a reason. See she was so bad with money, it almost always fell out of her pocket. But if you had money fairies putting it back into envelopes for you in various forms of checks, you would not worry. How do you think England in Queen Elizabeth’s time went from broke to the world’s strongest empire? But QEII was always worrying about it. So when she was robbed a thousand dollars from Lynn. The bank gave her money back right away because they did not send he a bank statement for two years which would of warned her. Also Lynn had to pay back the thousand dollars she stole. In the end QEII made $2,000 , $1,000 she never lost in the first place. She still does not believe in her Fairy Friends.

Well QEII is somewhere in the world and I did see Lynn afterwards. She was coming out of the hospital. This was a follow up visit. See three months before, she went in to get some corns operated on. See she had a bad foundation in life with her neglectful parents. On that day she was coming out of a follow up appointment for her stomach surgery. She had a couple feet of her intestines removed. I guess she could not stomach what she did to her friend the Queen.

Like in the Babington plot, Queen Elizabeth could of disemboweled her herself. Then hanged to be followed by drawn and quartered . To be finished by decapitation. I guess half a disembowelment ain’t too bad, by proxy at least!